Kacey Richer Boudreau

The cat who weighed 945 pounds

Bartholomew arrived into the world with the force of a geological event, signaling the biological baseline for a society of 945-pound anthropomorphic cats. These industrial workers maintain 200% efficiency in steel foundries and warehouses while wearing reinforced Parmesan cheese armor for national security. The Thick Boy Kingdom operates on a Gross Domestic Thickness scale powered by reverse nuclear reactors designed specifically for industrial pizza ovens. This civilization treats caloric density as a moral achievement and a professional requirement for every citizen.